I'm not mad, I'm just saying, or, JIIIIIIIIHAD

I can't sleep and one of the many things rolling around in my head at 1:30 in the morning is this:

I heard a couple of days ago that the boys over at South Park are in talks to create a Broadway musical making fun of the LDS Church, my church.

Hey, Trey and Matt, I have an idea for a sequel.  How about a musical about Allah's appearance to the prophet Muhammad? I would be truly impressed if you made that no-holds-barred musical extravaganza.  What? Too scared they would go Jihad on your faces? That's kind of wimpy, but, yeah, you're right, better stick to making fun of people who espouse christen values and don't wear explosive belts.