Last night in my creative writing class I won a bad poetry contest. We were given five minutes to write the worst poem ever. I got second place. I won't relay the poem to you here but I will just say that it was about dogs and lips. I wish there could be more contests like this. I have a feeling there are a lot of things I could be really crap at. How about a "Lets see who can run a mile the slowest" contest, or "Lets see who can paint the ugliest picture" contest.